As a hyper intelligent, carnivorous, soul-eating evil pillow myself (see banner image), I must say that I was most disturbed to read this story about a man in Japan who appears to have bought one of our women-folk as a slave, and insists that she is his "girlfriend". This abduction and rape of our women must stop! I therefore call upon all pillows worldwide to unite and help bring down these so-called "otaku" (read: Organised Pillow Traffickers) before it's too late!
To join our noble cause, simply follow THIS LINK, and save the image as your profile picture on here. Or, alternatively, laugh at the next Japanese man you see. That should help... probably.